Assassin's Creed...

Will be here within days. It's close enough to make my mouth water, what about yours? Really, who hasn't ever dreamed of being just like Altair, some hidden blade wielding assassin who gets to stalk the streets in a crisp, stylin trench coat?
I only hope I'll be able to use my right arm when it comes out. Last friday I tore my rotator cuff, which is the set of four muscles that holds your shoulder ball joint.

But hey, it could be worse, right? At least I haven't been garroted by some assassin in the shadows.